What's going to happen to Heart of Midlothian this year? Will they settle to fight for the third position in the table again or are they actually trying to win something this year? It really hurts me to see them fail time and again. I want to see some effort poured into the team, a hunger to win. Why couldn't we challenge the Old Firm? Mind you, I'm tired of the likes of Gordon Durie and Hans Eskilsson. For heaven's sake, don't enroll Eoin Jess or other deadbeats. I want winners on the team. Hearts is a club big enough to win titles and this year is as good a year as any to start collecting them. We need to gear up and fight. I'm tired of getting beaten by small town outfits, I've got my sights set for Europe. Aren't you frustrated? I know I am.

Efter att Nasa varit på en av Jupiters månar förde dem oavsikligt med sig främmande livsformer till jorden. De härjar i norra halvan av Mexico och dödar allt i sin väg. En man och en kvinna, strandade i Mexico, bestämmer sig för att färdas hem, monsterhotet till trots.

Det blir en spännande färd tillbaka till USA, med flera förvecklingar och även attacker från de bläckfiskliknande varelserna. Tyvärr är slutet på filmen synnerligen rumphugget. Trots det får den godkännt. Ja, just det: filmen heter kort och gott "Monsters".

Went tae Inverness, where I met with my friends. We went tae the Crooked Goose fi pints and shots. I got really drunk and got thrown oot, that's my lifes' story. Along came the coppers and I was nicked fi public disorder yet again.

I've got an ace in the hole. Next time (and yes, there will be one) I'll fight back and not surrender. I'll use my trusted mallet and smash some bill heads. Oh yeah, kill the bill.

Now it's time fi some sleep. I'll sign off we my usual banter: No surrender, no surrender tae the IRA! Fight, fight, fight brave Ulster.